LOVE LETTER FROM HR
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am pleased to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the5th of may(wednesday). With reference to the meeting held betweenus on the 8th of Oct. at 1400 hrs, I would like to present myself asa prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a periodof three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on thejob training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotionfrom lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially beshared equally between us.
Later, based on your performance, I mighttake up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enoughto be taken care of, on your expense account.I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice andI shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you couldforward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up thisoffer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
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